The Most Disgusting School Lunches

Posts: 3465 Location: USA

A Harrisonburg, VA school system thought it was a good idea to put photos of their
school lunches on their website. But what they didn’t realize is that the food they were
taking pictures of was a collection of the most unappetizing piles of garbage you
wouldn’t feed to a dying hamster.

And for some reason, they decided to give each dish a name (sometimes it would be an
“extreme” name like “Chicken Fryz”) and put the dish’s abbreviation in the upper corner
of each photo. I guess this is so you can print these out, put them in alphabetical order
and reminisce about the time you once ate a CSS and lived.

This might explain the increase in heart attacks among Harrisonburg sixth graders.

It’s no coincidence that the abbreviation for this dish is “BM.”

I’m guessing you might need a little more sauce to choke down those cardboard sticks.

If you cut white bread up into rectangles and give it a European name, it’s still slices of
white bread.

That potato needs some more cheese. And we need a science lab to figure out what’s in
that cup next to it.

Not only do they us a Z, but they also spell “Fryz” with a Y. Food doesn’t get anymore
extreme than this. (Kids love to eat extreme things, FYI.)

As you can see, the corn dog is such a complete nutritional package that it needs no sides.

This sandwich used to be called the “Ebola Chicken Sandwich.

This sandwich’s abbreviation is “MS” because this sandwich is full of Multiple Sclerosis.

If this meat were any grayer, it would be attached to my grandfather’s corpse.

Prolly the BEST Lunch LOL!

Ahh, the nuanced flavors of French cuisine.

Who’s wedge???

For those of you keeping score at home, the abbreviation for spaghetti is “S.”

I don’t know what this is….. I know what it looks like…LOL

This could also be called the “Totally Burnt To A Tasteless Crisp Pizza.”

This is Thanksgiving dinner just like Mom used to make. (When she was in a coma.)
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Please tell me U guys didn’t/don’t have to eat this crap???

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Posts: 19867 Location: Glasgow / Scotland

i ate worse, but they gave us nice meals on a friday because parents came on the weekend and you could day you had something nice lol

Posts: 238

the packed lunch looks pretty good

Posts: 16459

lol at the taco party!

Posts: 19867 Location: Glasgow / Scotland

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lol at the fajitas Shocked

or the mac and ... BEEF?? lol or is it Dog? or Horse hooves, who knows what is in mince anymore lol. I dont like to think about it hahahaha

Posts: 4112 Location: America

Oh MY GOD! Thats just horrible. I almost gagged when I saw the meatballs... ew. sooo gross!!

Posts: 19867 Location: Glasgow / Scotland

Meat Balls???? the ones that look like they are sitting in a tray of piss lol i gagged too lol.

Posts: 7109

hahahaha...the fajitas looked like theyre wrapped in a coffee filter and kudos to the effort put into "Italian Dunkers" Laughing

Posts: 4112 Location: America

HAHAHAHA Italian Dunkers! they were the only school lunch I actually enjoyed.

And is that SERIOUSLY a "corn dog"? wow. Shocked

Posts: 19867 Location: Glasgow / Scotland

i dont know what a corn dog is, people keep trying to explain this heart attack snack to me but i just cant. The Italian dunkers were just plain god damn funny lol.

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