Lindsay Lohan - Britney Spears Storm Ahead

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Lindsay Lohan - Britney Spears Storm Ahead

Who would've thought that Britney Spears could take a hint from Lindsay Lohan, who
now admits that she "hit rock bottom" after her second DUI bust back in July. OK!
Weekly. "Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision," she tells
OK! magazine just "hours" after getting out of rehab in Utah according to the mag, her
third stint in the last year. She tells the mag that she's still worried about relapsing and
would be "living in denial" if she weren't, but will continue to act – "I'm here to stay."

Lindsay Lohan left the Cirque Lodge facility in Utah this weekend and is spending some
alone time with her dad. If that’s not creepy enough, she’s also plotting her diabolical
return to the spotlight. E! Online’s The Awful Truth reports:

“She thinks it’s so funny that everybody’s worried about her,” revealed a Lohan bud to
Desk Awful. “She says, ‘Oh, what a pitiful girl, they must all be saying,’ and then she
breaks into hysterics,” added the somewhat nonplussed amiga, who included the
following little verbal baby I simply adore ‘cause it’s just so very real-life Mean Girls:

“And she doesn’t like Britney taking away all the attention, either.”

A storm is brewin’, my friends. Beware as the fire-crotched lass and the gelatinous
blonde prepare to wage war over an epic battlefield of cocaine, paparazzi and Cheesy
Beefy Melts. Can Lindsay’s rampant substance abuse and promiscuity stand a chance
against Britney’s piss-poor parenting and imploding career? Who shall be the victor?
Also, it’s been a while since I read Revelations, but shouldn’t four horsemen and a seven-
headed dragon show up soon? Wait, what? Britney ate the dragon and Lindsay gave the
horsemen VD? Damn. This is going to be awesome!

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Lindsay is such a joke. She sucks as an actress so she gets no publicity or recognition from that.
The only recognition and publicity she ever gets is when she puts drugs up her nose or gets caught driving drunk, or when she has a new lesbian lover, which I believe she does on purpose so she will get attention and publicity because she is an attention whore and has admitted that she likes when shes on the cover of tabloids. Oh well, she has ruined her career and no one takes her seriously as an actress.

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She had great potential as a young actress, but she, her fame-obsessed sister and money sucking mom all ruined it. At the time of Mean Girls and before, she was great and not all tabloids. I'll never forget her from Parent Trap.

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Britney will be back!
Mark ma words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I better not say anything Laughing

Posts: 3465 Location: USA

Posts: 4112 Location: America

Lindsay ruined her own career, and her mom and sister didn't help.